I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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