Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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