u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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