I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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