And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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