but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
God, I missed his penis.
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