I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
