glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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