So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Randomize
