At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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