She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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