what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
