My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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