Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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