I'm really into asian looking animals
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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