Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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