I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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