we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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