that's an acceptable place to lick
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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