With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
