I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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