I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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