Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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