So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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