I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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