dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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