This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
