so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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