you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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