Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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