yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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