I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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