New low: just hacked my moms facebook
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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