I wannas sexs uuuuu
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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