i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
no you cant smoke seaweed
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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