if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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