well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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