Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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