I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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