in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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