Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
