How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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