Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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