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Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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