Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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