Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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