therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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