so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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