it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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