we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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