butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So. Much. Porn.
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