Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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