That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
wow bdsm is so cute
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