Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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