he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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