Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
time to smoke my breakfast
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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