Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
did i walk over a car last night?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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