bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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